As you know last December I broke my hand up pretty good. While in the cast I found it difficult to apply deodorant, now I never religiously wore it before so this isn’t all that crazy. So my experiment in training: I have gone, with the expectation of a few times, without wearing any deodorant for close to 6 months. Has this made me faster so now I am winning races, the pheromone effect or am I smelling so offensive the competition is staying clear and allowing me to win races? Add it to the journal kids!!!
*Google it if you don't believe me
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The 'backslapping' of victors is really just rubbing of armpits transfers midi-chlorians (skin surface microflora) between celebrants. Adrenal secretions stimulate pro-pheromone emissions for 'winning' bacteria to utilize as food as they process it into 'the sweet smell of success'. Defeated midi-chlorians are starved and hoarded among the dejected losing team. It is this way that we evolve pheromonal symbionts for 'team spirit'.
Yeh, what he said!
Yeah,
But who he?
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