We here at Cycling Dumb training and Team Bi-atch like to have the excuses for poor race results plentiful and early. So ifn' you want a guaranteed list of excuses follow this training program the day before any race.
Official Stats-
71.5 Total Badass Miles
5.00 Total Honch Hours
14.4 Way high avg. speed
47.6 Top Speed of Bunny
49.2 Top Speed of Chris
+50 Top Speed of Nars
2 gajillion feet of climbing
"Riding the Storm Out" Ride song
3 Bitching Tans
(Thanks to the Team Bi-atch Blog)
Your finishing position may vary but your excuse('s) is guaranteed!!! And if you happen to do well you will have more fuel for the smack talk!!!!
As always....
Get out there ride, have fun and ride some more. It is cathartic ya know...better then _______ I have heard! I would not know though I ride my bike too much…damn it!!!
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