Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Always be Drinking!

It's always that time of year, but at the beginning of a new season we need to be reminded to be always drinking.

Bi-atches like to drink- coffee, beer, water.
Not always in that order, nor all three at once.

Starting today you should look at your drinking a little closer, and to aid you in this I've come up with this new Drinking Strategy-
1 coffee, 1 water.
1 beer, 1 water.
1 water, 1 coffee or beer.

Easy to remember.
Good way to drink lots and yet stay hydrated.
We here at C-D don't really think that beer and coffee should *regularly* be drunk together, though from time to time it does happen.

Now get out there and DRINK!

Time to start thinking

I'm not exactly sure of just what.

Listening to Led Zeppelin?
Riding inside in a thong?
Enjoying the nice days when they crop up?
Suffering through the usual winter days?
Finding a new Unicorn Helmet?

Just look over there to your left and do *something*!